n8: “mommy, i’m tiiired.”
me: “okay, well go to bed”
n8: “but i’m not tired.”

…..later while serving lunch……

me: “what do you want to drink, honey bear?”
n8: “i need some apple juice……..no, milk.”
me: “okay”
(as i finish putting the milk away and close his cup)
n8: “NOOOOOOO……i want some APPLE JUICE, pweez!!”
me: “make up your mind, nathan. Whatever you say first is what i am going to give you next time, alright?”
n8: “okay, mommy. I just want some milk.”

ARRRGGHHH!!!