1. They’re outside sunning their butts in their backyard while i’m in my backyard busting my butt trimming shrubs.
2. They have these cute little palm trees (yes, they’re real!) in in their backyard – anyone who knows me knows i LOVE palm trees!
3. They have a pool.
4. My backyard is TEN times bigger than theirs and i don’t have one.

Jerks.