I was reading In Touch magazine today while in the waiting area of N8’s haircut place and read a quote on Jessica Simpson about her new dog, Daisy.

“She goes with me everywhere. It’s preparing for motherhood, I think.”

Does she even know what it’s like to be a mom? My dogs are near non-existent in my house so I beg to differ that having dogs is anything like being a mother. I mean, just because her vagina goes everywhere with her too doesn’t prepare her for motherhood necessarily and that’s certainly more related to being a mother than a damn dog!

Love her to pieces but I pity her future children.