I am ISO the perfect handbag.  Here's what it would look like if I owned a production plant and could design and make it myself:

• Nude or bone color – the perfect neutral.
• Big, tote style without being too square.  Think large hobo style bag.
• One wide shoulder strap.  I detest bags (like my current one) with two straps.  My shoulders are so narrow that usually one of the straps constantly falls off my shoulder.
• Little to no decoration on the outside of the bag.  I definitely don't want one with buckles or other hardware on the outside.  I've made a few light scratches on the side of my car as a result of me accidentally rubbing up against the car while getting the kids in or out of the car before.
• A bag that actually stands up on its own when set down.  I hate that my current bag flops over any time I go to set it down on the table. 
• An interior cell phone pocket plus a few other ones would be great!

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