My kids would love to hear me say that, if only it meant what they thought it did.  I love my smartphone by Google.  I love Droid.  Apple? Not so much.

One of the funniest things about my phone is that my kids absolutely get a kick out of playing a game called "Fart Droid".  Yes, it IS exactly what it sounds like.  There's all kinds of different farting noises you can make just by the push of a button.  The kids' favorite farting noise is called "tiny fly".  Then there's the fart noise named "plop".  Yes, it's just what it sounds like. 

Boys.  Only boys could love using a fart noise app on a phone.  And only a boy mama could share in their joy. 

Nonetheless, my kids love my smartphone every bit as much as I do.  I love that I can whip it out as a distraction for them just about anywhere.  What are some of the things your kids enjoy about your smartphone?  ♥

{Disclosure:  Verizon and JuiceBoxJungle sponsored me to write this post, and they asked me to talk about the ways my smart phone affects my life as a parent.  The thoughts & opinions expressed herein are entirely mine, owever - I couldn't make this stuff up, people!}