Eat Cool Whip out of the container.  I mean, seriously, WHAT could be better?  I've never been one to count calories.  If I feel good, I am good!  I also use REAL butter….no fake stuff, because otherwise, what's the point?

Drive with the windows down in 99% humidity.  I am a hot-weather-girl.  Period.  I'm not one of these people who've been complaining, "what happened to Spring? I guess we just jumped right into summer!"  Nope, because for me, that's all the better.  The only downside to the weather getting so warm out is that when going indoors, say to a restaurant or movie, the management has the AC turned up SO freakin' high that I actually need a hoodie or a sweater.  Ridiculous.  It would take a pretty long stretch of HOT days for me to feel like I need AC around.  I'd rather drive with the windows down, soaking it ALL in!

Push snooze.  Like a thousand times.  Does this really need explanation? No, not really.  I will say that having my clock set for about half an hour early really helps me to wake up slowly and sometimes it isn't so painful.  Sometimes.

Reuse Kleenex boxes. In a good way.  I've taken several empty Kleenex boxes and filled them with scrunched up Target plastic bags and other plastic grocery bags.  I find that having these little boxes stashed where I need them – the kids room, bathrooms, etc. – that I am never out of a trash bag when I need it!

Floss my teeth.  There's something eerily cathartic about flossing my teeth.  Now if I could only get my kids to feel the same way!